Why?

Let's come to the big question without wasting a second.

WHY DID WE ALL START BLOGGING??

A quick introspection (and a time travel) into the hottest furnace of the cranium which gives rise to the origin and emergence of ideas and the ability to put them in a manner, abstract or concrete which can(not) be comprehended by humans would surely reveal fascinating secrets (or answers) like:

1) I was bored, I felt like writing. Hence, I started blogging.

2) Blogging was a hot word in my school/college days. I thought of giving it a try.

3) I wanted to be an attention seeker like my friend and therefore I thought of blogging.

4) I wanted people to know my thoughts and views on certain issues and non issues no matter how crappy and irrelevant they were.

5) I've had a traumatic life. I was traumatized by the twists and turns which happened to me. I was even dumped by my girlfriend for being such a jerk. I wanted to vent my frustration and fury on everyone I knew or didn't. Blogging, in my opinion, was just the right platform.

6) I got a perfect score in GRE, GMAT, GATE, CAT, XAT and a CGPA of 10. I am expecting a perfect score in the UPSC exams as well. I have published 34203850384 papers in IEEE conferences in India and abroad. I have got a bloody theorem under my name and am on the process of starting a revolution in computer science and psychology. Look at me!! I am the godfather of Alan Turing and the entire world should tremble at the sound (or sight) of my name. Blogging IS THE only way out. ;-)

7) Blogging? Bah.. Kya bakwaas hai? Lekin hum toh karenge. :P


8) They say "Bilogging" improves command over Inglees. I could not understand "Tinkle Tinkle Little Isstaar",so how could I possibly understand "Sakes-pear" ?? :O Maine socha Let's start blogging and follow others.

and many more....

Whatever it is, let me tell you frankly that blogging is a big bore, IMHO and I find it a waste of time. What's funnier is- I keep telling people that I'd be back with a bang quite soon. :P Bah.Humbug.

And why did I write this? See point no. 1.

Rattle your goddamn heads.

Return to Hangar. Hello, earth!

It's official. No more dormancy. No more hibernation. The prince of all Saiyans is starting his blog anew and boy oh boy, it does feel really good. I'd like to make a confession (ah..quite ecclesiastic I believe). The prince has found his love and passion and it's called the EARTH!!

More on this, project review debacle, GRE crap, music and a hazy future a bit later.

See ya folks! Gallick Gun!!

A poem.. Haven't titled it yet. :D

I hear the whinny of the horses of dread

And see the serpent's venom in my bed

Unveiling somatic and mental contortions...

In the unholy name of death.. (YOU!!)

Sight, tragic to see..

Insanity, at its peak...

Emotions..contravening

Prognosticating...premonitions

Empress death..

I tread.. in the wake of your vortex

Embroidered with needles of chaos

And pins of self deception...and lies!!!

You satiate my undying hunger

with noxious leaves of Nebraska fern

...deposing me from the life I had lived

Deranging my psyche and conscience

depreciating my worth and pride

Denigrating my persona.. forever!!

Divesting me..of myself!!

Alluring me to you, wicked enchantress

In the mire, I see you...

embodiment of pretentious sanctity..

Craving for my soul, flesh and bones

Importuning me.. for a wedlock

Awaiting to mire me..

... in my own pandemonium

Your smile, captivating as ever..

Your intentions.. saturnine as before.

I indenture to your whims and fancies

I devote to none.. save you

I hear your melancholy requiem for me..

I call your name in haste and despair

Enslave me for a blissful life forevermore..

For I seek seventh heaven in your clutches..

Awaiting redemption, awaiting atonement

awaiting deliverance, I await your presence..

A treacherous era of inexistence within existence

Consuming me to doom and perdition

Harlequined with blackened spots of misery and grief

Anathematizing me to undergo.. eternal suffering

Redeem my soul from sadistic pleasures and pains

Sapless, I am, to combat withering fires of ruination

You entice me with eternal grace and splendor

Salve me from materialistic damnations.

You are solace....

You are life..

You are beatitude

and you are mine.

A phantasmagoria of distorted reality

Nebulous mirages of my disparate self

A breeze of enervation penetrating strength

Temptation... casting an omnious spell

Endangering my sanity

Whispering a dirge unheard

Voices.. calling your sacred name

I am the prey of my own hunt

You are so near, that I could hold your hands

But why do you seem to be a thousand miles away?

Grant me a boon... take me with you, oh goddess of death

For I do not desire to live and go astray....

Word of mouth

Goodbye fakies, pretentious retards, hypocrites and fraudulent imbeciles. If chicanery is what you people like to wallow in, fine, do that. But I'm not coming in your way. Exclude me out of your abominable business. [:X]

Enervated but.. Still alive and well

Let's keep the first post of my third blog short, simple and terse. There are somethings that I found excruciatingly torturous and blissful (I am in no mood for mentioning all of those). Woah, What was that? Oh yes, that is what you call my state of mind.. My psyche. Getting straight to the point:-

a) No bullshitting like the previous blogs. This blog might contain highly mordant remarks and aspersions too. So, ignore them if you find them offensive. P.S- Using invectives in a blog is despicable to the core.

b) My interests and dislikes haven't changed a scintilla. I'm still the same old stupid Megadeth, Dragonball Z and Batman maniac I was a few years back.

c) Why so serious?

d) "Be yourself" might be cliched and hackneyed, but yeah, this is still the best way of living life king size (even if it hurts and riles a few people around you, don't give a damn). We aren't born for appeasement, are we?

e) I am quite known for foolhardiness. I don't mind anything actually. In the end, "bhaiya, aal izz well". :D

f) I'm feeling a little weak, enervated, depressed and low. Vegeta doesn't know why. Sad, but true. :( Maybe I'm missing a lot or a few or just a single important person of my whole life. :O Do give a thought about it.

g) GALLICKKKK GUNNNNNNNNNNNNN.. B-) And sorry, even Ka-me-ha-me-ha fails to nullify this. :)

h) Gallick Gun again. :P Rattle your goddamn heads. \,,/